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if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following
- they are called “shorts”
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The absence of women in history is man made.
Today I went to the cup noodle factory (& museum) in Osaka, Japan. It’s quite far out of the city, but after I read that you get to make your own cup noodle for 300¥ (£1.70/$2.90), I just had to go there. You go through the whole process of decorating a cup, adding the dry noodles, soup powder & your choice of 4 dry ingredients (I did pork, onion, garlic & decorative ducks). Then the cup is all sealed up (you even get to operate the machine to seal and fill it) and you pop it into an inflatable bubble bag with a red cord to take home with you!
Park Avenue: Money, Power, and the American Dream by Alex Gibney
The NYPD tried to start a hashtag outpouring of positive memories with their police force.
If this were ever a bad idea, it was probably the worst idea for arguably the most corrupt police force in America.
What the person running the Twitter account probably failed to realize is that most people’s interactions with the cops fall into a few categories:
1. You are talking to them to get help after you or someone you knew was robbed, beaten, murdered, or sexually assaulted.
2. You are getting arrested.
3. You are getting beaten by the police.
In category 1, you are probably not going to be like, “Oh, let me take a selfie with you fine officers so I can remember this moment,” and the other two categories are not things that the NYPD would like people on social media talking about. Additionally, the people who use Twitter a lot (and who aren’t Sonic the Hedgehog roleplayers) are the type who love fucking with authority figures. In any case, #myNYPD quickly became a trending topic in the United States, largely because people were tweeting and retweeting horrific images of police brutality perpetrated by New York City cops.
In which the NYPD’s attempt at “public relations” backfires tremendously.
this had me dying of laughter
Who could have seen this coming… ;)
I mean she might not be asking me on a date? But she is definitely that way inclined and knows that I am and it sounded like a nervous asking-on-a-date thing, but maybe she just wants us to be buddies and she was asking me on a friend-date? I don’t want to assume things but I also don’t want to be mean and like lead her on or something. waaaah
UGH I need advice.
A girl I met recently - who is cool and I would like to be friends with - asked me out (I think) the other day. I have an S.O. already, so it has to be just friendsy, but it also wasn’t explicitly a date-like asking out so I don’t know how to say ‘yes let’s please go for a drink but just as friends’ without sounding like I assumed she was asking me on a date. Does that make sense? HALP?!
IM FUCKING SCREAMING
IM IN FUCKING STITCHES
the only thing funnier than this video are the comments on it
This is amazing.